Crispy has DISAPPEARED. Fearing assassination, the orange scaredy-cat has fled underground. But if Crispy has disappeared, who are we seeing on TV?
A fake, I suspect. A body-double. Or a robot. Possibly even a fake robot.
The images below were taken from airport security footage. I have reason to believe the real Crispy is headed for Spain, Mexico or Tasmania. Post any sightings.
Trust no candy.